Learn the Wisdom of Our Betters

                                                By John Vinson

            While hustling support from elite leftist folks in San Francisco, Barak Obama decided to appeal to the sentiments of his audience. Obama stated that small town Midwesterners are bitter, ignorant bumpkins who cling to God, guns, and anti-immigration sentiments “as a way to cope with their frustrations.”

            Sad to say, it is true that most average Americans bear thoughts and notions that offend their betters. To avoid giving this offense, we Middle Americans need to meditate on our betters’ wisdom so that we can repent of our bitterness and accept our unimportant and frustrated lives. The following is some of that wisdom:

            First of all, forget the God stuff. As our betters know well to be true, there is no such thing as truth, or a God who authors it. All is relative. What may be “true” and right for some people may be wrong for others.

            Consequently, we must tolerate all viewpoints because all of them are equal, with none being better than any other. That being the case, society cannot tolerate intolerance, i.e., viewpoints that contradict our betters’ wisdom. People with such viewpoints are evil and must be suppressed. Usually they are motivated by “hate.” The ultimate goal of society is to eliminate hate by making it a “hate crime.” Hatred of haters is an act of love.

            Second, we must accept the truth that all human beings are innately equal. The reason that they don’t generally seem equal is that evil men and ideas have corrupted society with status, distinctions, and false perceptions that talents differ. Since most people are mired in these delusions of inequality, the task of making everyone equal must be entrusted to superior people i.e., our betters. Obviously, in this situation, the bitter and frustrated inferiors must not have guns, lest, in their pathetic ignorance, they pick up their weapons and resist.

            With the elites completely in charge, the wonders of equality will never cease. The lion will eat grass with the lamb; 80-year-old grannies will be linebackers for the Chicago Bears, and men will give birth to babies.

            Once we understand that all people and ideas are equal, no one can have any objection to mass immigration. All cultures are equal and are equally enriching. This means that when people leave the failures of their cultures to seek a “better life” in America, they “enrich” us by making our culture better. As we homogenize with these equals, we will become more diverse—a good thing because diversity is our strength.

Unfortunately, there are far too many bitter and frustrated Americans who resist the bright new world ahead of us. Some even have the gall to suggest that our betters’ wisdom isn’t wisdom at all, but a mishmash of absurdities and logical contradictions. Such people are obviously are haters and bigots (a bigot being someone who, according to Webster’s, is unwilling to entertain any opinion other than his own.)

Certainly, we can trust the wisdom of our betters because they have no doubt whatsoever about their superior intelligence and decency. They are also quite proud, and properly so, of their kindness and humility. And if they have no doubt about their superiority, neither should we. Superior people don’t shade the truth, even if they don’t believe in truth.